Monday, May 12, 2008

Battle of the Slobs

Conversation between my Exodus friend Karyn and me about her messy apartment...

S: girl that is NOTHING. Me and Selena's kitchen is like a mousetrap game with very dire consequences. Yet we insist on continuing to cook in it.

Karyn: i guess i don't have to feel wracked with guilt then over this tornado zone. . . some of you should post pictures so that i can have a frame of reference, something to compare my current state of disorganization with. . .


Karyn, these are for you.


Selena's old roommate's stuff + boxes I still have not unpacked from my move...in February:

And I cannot even show you the boxes of H's stuff from his move that are sitting on our balcony. By the way, what do you feel when you hear a structural engineer say, "Uh oh, these boxes are too heavy for the balcony. Ah, just leave it." ?

Because I feel rampant panic.

3 comments:

karysma7 said...

rampant panic is a good description. . . . renter's insurance, anyone?

last night i spent two hours on line trying to figure out how to get from old tappan NJ to Mt Vernon NY by public transportation. I should've just called you. OK, in all fairness, i WAS watching Bones and House at the time, but still. why don't they make it easier????

Digital Polaroids said...

Hahhahahahaha You just publically BURNED your friend Karen.
It looks like my appartment right now..!!!

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