I finally caught it.
The bug going around. Mine's from my hacking infectious roommate (sorry Sele).
I'm missing the taping of Dr. Phil I was signed up for. :(
There are maggots in a bowl I left out by accident over the weekend. They, and the state of my kitchen, make me want to cry.
Life is stressful when you're unemployed. :P
I think I'm just going to throw the entire bowl of vomitoriousness away.