So Easy A Real Housewife Can Get In

From the Twittersphere:





How A Real Housewife Got Into Columbia

Great.

Round 3
J-school: -1
MFA: -2

For the record, I did not apply to Columbia, so haw haw.
And their General Studies is akin to NYU Gallatin or Harvard's Ed School. (Or Kennedy School, but we have to whisper that part)