Sunday, June 28, 2009

Cracking the SAT's with...Twilight?!?

Why didn't I think of this?!?


Some genius jerk wrote Defining Twilight: Vocabulary Workbook for Unlocking the SAT, ACT, GED, and SSAT and one for New Moon, too.

From his website:

Can you resist the allure of Edward’s myriad charms—his ochre eyes and tousled hair, the cadence of his speech, his chiseled alabaster skin, and his gratuitous charm? Will you hunt surreptitiously and tolerate the ceaseless deluge in Forks to evade the sun and uphold the facade? Join Edward and Bella as you learn more than 600 vocabulary words to improve your score on the *SAT, ACT®, GED®, and SSAT® exams!

I started fuming jealously and then realized this was ridiculous.

3 comments:

The Novelista Barista said...

WOW tell me that is not real!!!!!!!!!!

Katelin said...

haha this is amazing.

Lee-Sean said...

So I just found out that I went to the same high school as Stephenie Meyer. Viva la Scottsdale!