So I Didn't Think Jason Could Dance, Until...

How many of you cried when Phillip Chbeeb was cut last week before he could make the Top 10? I don't mean one single Asian-movie-esque tear down the cheek. I'm talking bawling with sound.

Oh really? Me neither...::looks away, sniffing::

Phillip splitting his pants

An engineering physics major who can pop hotter than corn? Soulmates do exist. (And I bet he would appreciate my horrific puns.) His face when he was cut was so earnest, so sad, I would have gladly traded Jason to keep Phillip.

Until this week.

Everyone's favorite contestant-cum-choreographer Danielle Chorizo, I mean Travis Wall, crafted Jason and Jeanine's contemporary piece about friends-cum-lovers.


I told all my Twitter followers (including someone I freelance for...oh well) that this piece made me cry and feel turned on at the same time. It was stupefying and breathtaking and I only wish I were a few years younger and could train for a following season of SYTYCD.

Besides, who would mind keeping Jason, with a face like this

and a body like that?

Don't know which one is Jason?
Who cares?
Just ogle those fine brown men...and that one small white guy.

Causing us to question, once again, why they don't make straight men this godly.

Only after seeing Jason dance with Jeanine, did I realize the extent to which the boisterously mediocre Leann Rimes look-alike Caitlin had held him back.


Leann, I love your music! Whichever one is you!

It's still West Coast time so I'm waiting to see who's off the show this week...