The Should I Leave J-School? poll has started a frenzy unseen since 2000.
It began with Selena voting politically, rather than honestly. And when we think about this, who DOESN'T do that, save for those vote-splitting green party idealists that we all want to hunt anyway. (and then wear their fur.) (What?)
The poll has been an amazing process. I'm not sure I've thought so hard and thoroughly about one decision before. (I started having doubts much earlier this year, so it's been almost 6 months of debate before I aired it publicly.)
Friends I haven't heard from in months have written and gchatted me to volunteer their opinion.
Selena, unflinching in her hardball politics, attempted to stuff the ballot by recruiting her acquaintances near and far and I began getting some strange advice.
She decided that a poverty-stricken tuba-playing cook would do better.
(I can hear her yelling, "He plays trombone!")
And if he doesn't, there is always lobbying Jifo, who gets bonus boyfriend weight, to play Jeb Bush in this increasingly shady election.
I do naw what the dawgette means and I will be having none of that!
In lieu of the recent ballot stuffing, I'm extending the poll a few more days for honest folk to come forth and be counted.
Send me to the pits of misery for practicality's sake or condemn me to a life of spiritually-fulfilled poverty, o faithful readers!