If I Were a Dolphin...

I found this on some blog so long ago that I forgot which one it was, only that it was run by the hippiest white girl ever and had something to do with the moon. It's ubiquitous enough that I feel comfortable posting it as a meme to steal!
The car one is most fun when you ask your resident wheel-lover. Mine would be my boyfriend.

• If I were a month, I’d be July
• If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday night
• If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight
  
• If I were a planet, I’d be Venus
  
• If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Dolphin
• If I were a direction, I’d be a line southwest to northeast
  
• If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a very short halogen lamp
• If I were a historical figure, I’d be Marlene Dietrich, the original Madonna
• If I were a liquid, I’d be expensive, chi-chi oxygen water
  
• If I were a gemstone, I’d be diamond or sardonyx
  sardonyx photo from here
  
  
  
• If I were a tree, I’d be a wild mango tree
  
• If I were a tool, I’d be a short, stocky frat boy
• If I were a flower, I’d be a tiny, very red rose
  
• If I were a kind of weather, I’d be full sunlight on a clear day over the Amazon
  
• If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an upright piano
  
• If I were a colour, I’d be red
• If I were an emotion, I’d be a pendulum between excitement and procrastination
  
• If I were a fruit, I’d be a Red Delicious apple
  
• If I were a sound, I’d be a soprano soloist (except in the mornings - Kraken)
  
• If I were an element, I’d be Au
  
• If I were a car, I’d be a SEE BELOW...
  
• If I were a food, I’d be a sliver of foie gras on mini-toast with quince paste
  
• If I were a place, I’d be a small park by the beach to the side of New York City
  
• If I were a material, I’d be Supima cotton
  
• If I were a taste, I’d be ginger
  
• If I were a scent, I’d be grapefruit
  
• If I were an object, I’d be a fluffy pink hugging pillow
  
• If I were a body part, I’d be an eyeball. Just one giant eyeball.
  
• If I were a facial expression, I’d be an open-mouthed laugh
  
• If I were a song, I’d be Glamorous by Fergie
  
• If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be bare feet

Jifo says I'm a Honda S2000

Because "You have a really high RPM that just screams and screams, and just when you think it can't get any louder, it goes 300 more RPM. Plus the back wiggles a bit and sometimes...you like to have your top down."