I learned what "detox" meant for the first time. (Call me naive.)
At Whole Paycheck last night, I bought this utterly delicious chlorophyll drink sweetened with agave (you know, the brand with a gorilla on the logo) and downed a serving of it.
I left it in the car for a few hours while Jifo and I apartment-hunted in the dark (a good way to test the safety-feeling of the neighborhood) and had hainam chicken at a famous local joint.
All good.
Tonight I started drinking the rest of the green stuff and suddenly found myself visiting "my office", half the water in my intestinal system gone in a matter of seconds.
It was so epic I even weighed myself afterward.
Had enough? I'll stop talking about the, um, cleansing properties of chlorophyll now.
4 comments:
Maybe I should have given my kid the chlorophyll just to straighten him out. I'm kidding. Kind of.
for some reason, i thought this post was so funny... and due to some strange curiosity, i actually want to try it!
actually, i want to see how well it really detoxes.
i emailed you about doggie date... not sure which email you're using now though.
Wow, I had no idea.
Would kinda suck if you were at work.
I'm totally with you on the hop on the scale thing...here in my house we call it a "strip and a re-weigh"...for when you're sure there's at least 2 lbs less of you after you stand up...
Ew! Hey, I guess you know now how to drop half your water weight in 5 seconds flat, right?
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